In a performance of “Romeo and Juliet” in 1936, Little Raccoons had the right idea: “Pay at the exit.” Thus, if the NFL, which now requires you to be all in betting and player games, wants to benefit both parties, it should buy the rights to Gamblers Anonymous. That way, with GA meetings continuing to swell to deal with gambling addicts who now relentlessly promote the sport, Roger Goodell can sell tickets to GA meetings. Maybe even PSLs. Have fans come and go. Pay at checkout! Since there is no…
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Talking about NFL trash is the same trash
It’s all the same garbage. This is no longer just an opinion. it’s the truth. I have proof. I was recently at Newark Airport, waiting for my flight at the highly suggested hour two hours before it was due to depart, I had to buy expensive airport coffee as it was held for ransom by the Port Authority. When finished, I tossed the paper cup into one of the large trash cans that have three holes in the top to indicate where to deposit the cans, paper, and plastic trash.…
Read MoreNo more apologies for the cliched booking Snoop Dogg, Marshawn Lynch
What would village idiots do without villages? It is still a comedic episode that gets little attention at the confluence of esports and their unyielding dedication to merging with the lowest forms of rap, as if one no longer exists without the other. And so, in October 2019, the University of Kansas apologized for inviting pornographer Snoop Dogg, the often-arrested, and often-arrested, pornographic photographer, to an accepted invitation by Roger Goodell to “entertain” the Super Bowl — the most recent In a selection of Goodell’s Greatest Gutter Halftime Hits –…
Read MoreSean McDonough continues to provide context that avoids many broadcasters
Another busy week along the shores of Lake Catatonic, so without further ado – the “adobe” that first appeared in this long-awaited column – notes, quotes and anecdotes: ESPN’s Sean McDonough is still underappreciated as a man who plays game after game in a fan’s mind. On Saturday, after taking a look at Pete’s impressive offensive stats over the course of the season as he edged out Clemson, he encouraged cautious thinking, saying those numbers include the 77-7 win over New Hampshire, one of those eligible pay-to-kill jobs. This, as…
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